have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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