YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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