i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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