Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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