So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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