But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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