I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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