some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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