i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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