Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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