Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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