I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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