u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
kristin has been a bad kristin
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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