She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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