Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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