Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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