Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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