I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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