is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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