So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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