margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
love makes seman taste better
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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