at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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