ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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