If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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