I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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