fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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