new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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