Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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