It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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