Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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