I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
