i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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