Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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