this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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