Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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