No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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