Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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