I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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