So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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