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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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