I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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