I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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