guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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