you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
should my penis look like a turkey
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
