ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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