Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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