Sry I called you an 8
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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