Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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