Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Congratulations! We have a period
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