Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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