her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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