I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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